Joyce Giraud explains in this week’s Bravo blog how surprised she was by how Carlton was acting, and also reveals she didn’t know how upset she actually was at Kyle Richards’ lunch. Check it out!

I’ve been getting a lot of questions about my beautiful hubby and I “opening” a conversation with the fact that he wants a “naked room.” That is far from the fact and all of us who were there know that Lisa and my husband had been joking around. Since my hubby is a producer Lisa was jokingly telling him he needed to produce a porn for her. (Even if sometimes I don’t get the British humor. . .I LOVE Lisa’s humor, she is very funny.) As we were discussing movies, we joked about a movie we saw called Failure to Launch with Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew McConaughey. In it Matthew’s father wants him to leave the house so he can get a naked room. It’s been an ongoing gag since we saw the movie and that night we were all having fun and talking about that. My husband and Mauricio were joking about it and when Kyle pulled us over to meet Carlton and David we were still talking about that. It didn’t just come just out of the blue.

Now. . .about Carltons remarks and comments about me “f—ing” with her children’s names. When we were there and since I’ve known her for the past months she NEVER mentioned anything about it (not once). She knows when I said I liked the girls names even better than Cross I was referring to the fact that prior to that I told her how cool the name Cross is. If it ever bothered her that much I would’ve expected her to tell me to my face instead of making it a big deal on a “confessional” or writing so negative about it on her blog. Don’t be two-faced and don’t be so negative! Life is great!

About me calling my hubbys package aka penis a “peepee.” I have two young boys (one just turned four and the other one is one). Around my children I don’t use the words cock or dick. Ever since I grew up in Puerto Rico we have called it “peepee.” It’s a cute name to call it without being so vulgar. So you can understand why I used the term LOL. But honestly — of all people, I wouldn’t expect Carlton to take offense from it considering the language she uses and how “open” she is.

I had so much fun at Kyle’s lunch and I loved her friend Sharon. We really had quite a laugh. I must say Carlton was a bit “up tight” and watching the episode I can see how she felt Kyle was being a bit “dismissive” about her cat story but she did finish the story to me. But the reality is. . .Loosen up! It’s just us girls having fun by a beautiful pool. As for the story of how I met my love. . .Yes, I admit it’s a bit long but I love telling people how we met, especially in a place like LA where people are a bit jaded and they say you can’t find love here. I found my prince and I love to give all those jaded people hope. My big advice to girls is always to not settle for “Mr. Right Now” because “Mr. Right” can pass you by and you’ll never realize it. Just wait your turn because destiny is a beautiful thing and there is a divine plan for everything. I think I’m living proof of that.

Bottom line is. . .we had a lot of fun at Kyle’s and to be quite honest I thought Carlton had fun too until I’ve seen tonight’s episode. The reality is when we said our goodbyes she said, “It was fun and I hope the other times will be as fun.” I guess you never know what people are really thinking. I just tend to take their word for it but I do NOT like it when people are smiling to your face and then say something else.

Thoughts on what Joyce had to say?