Season 5 of RHOSLC is in full swing, and the ladies of Salt Lake City are already BRINGING the drama. However, a new season isn’t complete without fresh taglines. Let’s dive into the season 5 opening credits.
The RHOSLC cast proves they don’t need Jen Shah or Monica Garcia to stir the pot. Season 5 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City premiered on September 18th, with a few new cast members and some very familiar faces bringing the drama!
Veteran Salt Lake City Housewives Lisa Barlow, Meredith Marks, Heather Gay, Whitney Rose, and Angie Katsanevas are all back for season 5. OG Mary Cosby is also back and has been upgraded back to a full-time Housewife.
Also joining the group is new Housewife Bronwyn Newport, who, according to Bravo’s press release, arrives on the RHOSLC scene wearing “couture with her over-the-top fashion and a sense of humor as sharp as the diamonds she wears.”
Ahead of episode 3 of season 5, Bravo dropped a fresh batch of taglines. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City cast’s season 5 one-liners take some not-so-subtle digs at each other.
Now, let’s break down the season 5 opening credits!
Whitney Rose: “On my healing journey, I always travel first class.”

Angie Katsanevas: “You may have been in a sorority, but I’m Greek for life, baby.”

Lisa Barlow: Tequila is my livelihood, and my lifestyle is always top shelf.”

Bronwyn Newport: “The only muted thing you’d find in my wardrobe is my black card.”

Mary Cosby: “God is my shepherd, and you all look like sheep.”

Meredith Marks: “I’m known for my tub, and this year I’m bathing in glory.”

Heather Gay: “Don’t play me – I’ve got the receipts, proof, and the screenshots.”

Meanwhile, here’s the season 5 intro!
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City airs on Wednesdays at 9 p.m. ET on Bravo.
7 comments
Heather & Angie’s are the best.
The only one I like is Heathers, but i think they could have given it a little more umph
Meh~, the season is off to a shaky start … too much scripted fighting, too soon. We don't ask for much, but a little authenticity would be nice. I'll give it a few more episodes; however, if the ratings don't improve (which is currently less than 400K), investing our time may be futile.
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I don't like any of them. Heather and Angie look great.
Angie is actually my favorite, and as far as Heather goes, I guess I'm going to have to put the Shrek comments to bed.
Can I just say I have an immediate dislike of this Bronwyn person and her tagline is the stupidest and lamest of them all…and that’s saying something. ?
I don't dislike or like her yet, but I know I don't like the name.
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