At his recent comedy show, RHONJ’s Joe Gorga said his wife Melissa Gorga “avoids sex” and calls him a “loser.”
Per The U.S. Sun, Joe Gorga took the stage at Catch A Rising Star comedy club in Princeton, New Jersey, on Saturday, October 14, where he made his wife, Melissa Gorga, and their sex life the butt of his jokes.
An eyewitness told the outlet: “Joe kept calling out his wife in his jokes, making it seem like they have marital problems.
“He began by talking about having this dream he normally has about seeing this gorgeous mermaid with curly hair and ‘big t**s.’
“When the mermaid touched him, he said he enjoyed it and joked, ‘I haven’t been touched in 18 years, I haven’t been kissed in 18 years.'”
The eyewitness added: “He explained two instances when he thought Melissa was in the mood for sex but gave excuses like she had a stomach ache and another time, only gave him five minutes for sex. He made it seem like she keeps on avoiding sex.”
Joe then explained to the audience that Melissa would call him a “loser” if he didn’t take out the garbage and that she often claimed she was “bored” because he worked too much while she wanted to go out and have fun.
The 49-year-old then recalled a time when Melissa made him take a lie detector test to see if he was cheating.
According to Joe, Melissa’s antennas went up after he pocket-dialed her, and she overheard him making all these strange noises.
“When he got home, he said Melissa had her mom [Donna Marco] and her sister over waiting for him to ask him about the affair,” the eyewitness shared. “They also had a guy with a lie detector test who hooked up the wires everywhere, including his penis.”
The insider continued: “One of the questions Melissa asked him was, ‘Do you ever fantasize about any of my friends?'”
Joe said he passed the test, and Melissa believed he was telling the truth about not having an affair.
“If I were Melissa, I would be completely embarrassed by some of the stuff he spilled on stage, even if things he said weren’t true,” the insider concluded.
Melissa, as well as RHONJ cast members Rachel and John Fuda, Margaret Josephs, and Joe Benigno, were all in the audience for Joe’s comedy show in Princeton.
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