Adrienne Maloof was a no show to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion this season. She is the second housewife to not show up to the anticipated reunion despite it being on her contract. Jacqueline Laurita was the first housewife not to be a no show but Andy never really addressed it. Andy did however say he wasn’t pleased with Adrienne Maloof for not showing up!
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back in the south after a few days indulging in some of the west coast’s best offerings – LA and Vegas! Back in their natural habitat, Porsha continues to struggle with her alpha male husband, NeNe still thinks she’s Octavia Spencer, Kandi’s empire keeps on growing, Kenya continues to act questionably, Phaedra is useless this week, and Cynthia tries to stay afloat without NeNe by her side.
Porsha is unpacking from Vegas and Kordell finds her pregnancy test. She takes the exam and Kordell says she must wait at least two minutes for final results. In Porshaland, this means that she has to pee for two straight minutes on the stick. I can’t hate on Porsha because her ditzy personality is making me fall in love with her and honestly it makes her stand out from the pack.
Porsha finds out she is not with child. She asks Kordell how he’d feel if she were, and she’s alarmed when he responds, unenthusastically, that it would be “fine”. Porsha wants to be on the same page as Kordell if they want to have a baby, and right now she doesn’t get that vibe from him at all.
Later on, Porsha sits Kordell down and tells him that the girls are concerned that he’s too controlling of a husband. Kordell says that he’s in control, but not controlling. I’m also not doing this recap, just recapping the show. Like, really, Kordell?!
Porsha brings up children and Kordell gives her an ultimatum – it’s either babies or a career. Porsha is crying and Kordell keeps harping on about how he will be out working and providing for the family, and it’ll be too hard for Porsha to handle her non-profit endeavors while caring for a child. Susan B. Anthony and Elizabeth Cady Stanton are heard rolling around in their grave. Kordell should have a little more faith in his wife and be a bit more supportive, perhaps. Also, be less of a douche lord.
NeNe is in NYC doing press for The New Normal. She again reminds us that she’s now an actress and as much as I love her, I am starting to get over her role on RHOA. It’s fabulous that she landed a role on a primetime sitcom. She’s also my favorite but she brings next to nothing this season and if I hear her go on and on about her acting one more time I will scream. Deliver a performance where you’re not playing a cleaned up version of your RHOA self and then maybe you can brag about being an actress.
Cynthia and Peter are hosting a black tie event for men’s health (how is this a necessary event?) and we find out Peter invited Walter. The men got so close to Walter while in Anguilla and this has nothing to do with production bringing him along to stir the pot and potentially trigger Kenya’s crazy. Nope. Not at all!
Cynthia is concerned because Kenya spazzed out in LA at just the sound of Walter’s name, basically. After talking to Peter, Cynthia believes Kenya just has to tough it out and be an adult in the case that she will bump into Walter. At the gala, everyone arrives dressed to the nines and all the ladies are looking beautiful. Also in attendance: Walter, all mic’d and ready to roll.
Kenya arrives with Jamal, a friend of Kordell’s from the sports world. Jamal is Kenya’s date for the evening and she remains calm, cool and collected despite Walter’s presence. All the husbands have a pow wow and Walter reveals that Kenya is just too old for his taste which is why he wasn’t attracted to her sexually! Remember how she stood in the shower naked while he ignored her, leading to their break up?
Kenya also decides to chat with Phaedra to smooth out their issues and they both agree to move forward and leave their booty drama behind. Kenya invites Phaedra to her costume gala honoring black women in film, and Phaedra agrees to attend and support her. Also invited, Porsha! You got to love contractual obligations to film the season finale party.
The following day, Kenya goes shopping with Cynthia for her upcoming costume gala. Cynthia tells Kenya what Walter said about her not being sexually attractive, Kenya puts two and two together, and determines that Walter is gay because he never was into her! But isn’t this the man Kenya supposedly moved to Atlanta for and was about to marry and have kids with?! Newsflash: you need to bone in order to have a child with your husband! Kenya continues to prove delusional.
Kandi is juggling a lot of careers and thriving both professionally and personally which is very inspiring to see. She finally consolidated all her businesses to one centralized location and her home is finally done with renovations and decorating which could only mean one thing: housewarming!
Kandi’s huge house (the main house, to clarify) is finally ready and it is just grandiose. The decor is not my style but it works for Kandi’s style and personality. Riley’s room alone is bigger than most people’s first apartments, fully equipped with wall-to-wall chalkboards, a panel of speakers for music, and even a performance stage to follow in mom’s foot steps!
Walter is of course, present again, because “Todd invited him”. This time, Walter has a lady on his arm. Do you think he is trying to debunk the gay rumors or does he hope to make Kenya twirl with envy?
Kandi gives Kenya the heads up that Walter is present shortly after she arrives. Kenya flips out (why here and not at Peter’s event?) and accuses Walter of stalking! Except Kandi and Todd invited him. She freaks out that her security is not with her as if Walter is going to assault her! What a drama queen. Kenya continues to prove herself batsh*t crazy. That, or she is just Bravo’s dream employee willing to act a fool for some ratings.
Cynthia also takes the chance to plant seeds about Phaedra because she and Apollo knew Walter was coming, but didn’t say a word. This is Kandi’s party, so it’s not Phaedra’s responsibility to announce the guest list to appease Kenya’s dramatic self!
Next week, we will see Kenya storm out of Kandi’s house after her tantrum. This show is literally running the clock until the big reunion. The season has become pretty stale that it almost makes me miss the days of Kim Zolciak and Sheree’s delusions! Can someone throw a Marlo cameo in for me?
Let’s discuss this week’s episode! Do you think Porsha should stand up to Kordell about what SHE wants out of their marriage? Is Kenya out of line making defamatory remarks (which is what she was so mad at Phaedra for) about Walter’s sexual orientation?
Not that anybody is surprised because it’s quite clear on the TV screen, but Real Housewives of Atlanta is probably the least attached cast of any franchise according to NeNe Leakes!
NeNe was at Tyler Perry’s Temptation movie premiere and she dishes to E! about her cast mates, just days after the taping of the reunion! NeNe told the web site, “We all just saw each other a few days ago. We’ve never been tight. We’re all cool. I’m just keeping it real. We see each other and we all say ‘hi’ because we do work together.”
The reason this is interesting is because of how generally NeNe often talks about not liking her cast mates as friends, and referring to them as the “other chicks” yet her friend Cynthia Bailey is part of that group! She also has called Porsha and Kenya “sisters” on Twitter! Which is it, NeNe?! Let’s discuss!
I’m sure you’re a little taken back by the headline as I was when I was emailed the photo above! Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice was spotted posing with her ex BFF Jacqueline Laurita and sister-in-law Melissa Gorga at the airport yesterday!
The Real Housewives of New Jersey season 5 is currently filming and although Melissa stated she wanted nothing to do with Teresa it looks like they are attempting to work on things. Teresa also seems like she and Jacqueline Laurita have moved past all the drama. The ladies were at the Neward airport with their husbands and on lookers tell AllAboutTRH that everyone looked to be getting along! Are you surprised Teresa is friends again with Melissa and Jacqueline?
WOW! Ken is a lucky man! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Vanderpump, 52, was spotted rehearsing for Dancing with the Stars in a leotard and tights and was looking mighty fierce!
Ever wonder how persian barbie Lilly Ghalichi looked before all the glamorous makeup and hair? Well we have a before and after photo of the Shahs of Sunset star and it doesn’t look like she was always so barbie-like! Check out Lilly before and after below!
Hot or not? Does Lilly look a lot different now?
Heather Thomson proved in her first season of Real Housewives of New York City that she’s not one to be catty but has no problem fighting back when provoked. The creator of Yummie Tummie has taken action against Spanx creator, Sara Blakely, for allegedly infringing copyrights on Yummie Tummie’s control tops!
Heather explains that someone delivered the Spanx’s “control tank top” product to her office with an anonymous note. She adds, “I immediately recognized it as my original Yummie Tummie tank.”
Spanx has since filed a declaratory judgement denying infringement on Heather’s patents! Heather sticks to her guns saying, “I hope she’s ready for war because I will not lie down.”
Read Heather’s open letter to Spanx below:
Who’s side are you on? I hope Heather wins this! It’s so frustrating to have people rip your work off for their own personal gain. Although Spanx is a bigger brand, trying to get success off someone else’s hard work is never going to work out for anyone no matter how successful you already are. Tacky.
Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kandi is suing her former friend Kim Zolciak over the song, ‘Don’t Be Tardy For The Party’ and Kim revealed that her daughter Brielle was the original songwriter of the song to begin with!
Paul Nassif and Adrienne Maloof are officially divorced but that doesn’t mean Paul is going to stop hanging out with Kyle Richards and her hubby Mauricio who he would double date with when he was married to Adrienne! In fact, Kyle told me last month that she has barely been in contact with Adrienne but it looks like Paul has still remained close with Mauricio and Kyle!
In this preview for next week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Faye Resnick is back and desperate for that diamond! I mean, the thirst is unreal and it’s spelled out clearly. Someone get this girl another cocktail.
In this specific clip, the ladies are at a social gathering and Faye starts to gossip about Brandi flirting with married men and allegedly hearing that Brandi had sex in Kyle’s child’s bathroom at the White Party! Yolanda, and even Kyle, come to Brandi’s defense that it’s all in good fun and Brandi would never take a married man given how her marriage ended. Watch how Faye reacts to Kyle standing up for Brandi!
Adrienne and Faye also blame Brandi for other things and that’s when Yolanda goes off on them and sets them straight! If you didn’t love Yolanda, you will now!
I wish I could stand and bow down to Yolanda in this moment. She told those Faye Wretched-nick and Adrienne Mal-hoof off in the most epic way! Do you think Faye and Adrienne are making stuff up about Brandi? How do you miss a bathroom romp with CAMERAS filming a mic’d Brandi?! Hmmm…I sense B.S. and it smells like plastic and ugly weave.
