Everything about Monday’s episodes of the RHOBH was jaw dropping! Let’s being with the season 3 finale! The episode continues from last week and Faye manages to get in more drama with everyone at Lisa’s party. It’s getting out of hand and making Kyle look bad simply because she is Kyle’s friend and no one else at the party likes her.
Faye Resnick has come for Brandi Glanville so hard on this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills even though she has nothing to do with anything going on and is desperately seeking attention and reality TV fame. Recently she has accused Brandi, on camera, of having sex at Kyle’s annual white party in one of the children’s bathrooms!
Brandi explains that this is not true and that Faye is making stories up in her head! Brandi takes to her Bravo blog to clear up that rumor! Brandi writes:
Faye, Faye, Faye. I think that she just makes things up in her head to get camera time. I wasn’t found naked in a bathroom in any way shape or form. I simply had a ten-second, fully clothed makeout session with a hot man. The only person that walked in was Lisa and she pulled me out of the bathroom by my ear like a good mum. (BTW I dated that hot man for six months after “bathroom gate”. We are still close friends, in fact he is my real estate agent!)
Do you believe Brandi and Lisa’s story or Faye’s?
Real Housewives of Miami got a second season after an underwhelming first season and many viewers attributed that to the outlandish and hilarious Mama Elsa, mother of Marysol Patton! Marysol came back for the second season with Elsa in tow, but now a new report claims Marysol has been downgraded to simply “friend of the Housewives” while the third season films.
Real Mr. Housewife reports exclusively, “Marysol Patton will NO LONGER be a full-time housewife. She has been downgraded to ‘friend of the housewives.'”
This comes as no surprise since her story line last season included her separation, which was resolved in divorce. She also had a feud with Lea Black that was squashed and doesn’t exist anymore as Lea has moved on with her gala and Marysol with her public relations firm. What is surprising is that Marysol would get a smaller role since her mother is such an important ratings draw on RHOM! Usually the “friends of the Housewives” only film when they’re out and about with the girls, but we do not get to see any more of their lives.
Do you think this will affect the ratings for the third season? Will you tune in?
Mob Wives begins with Love going to a doctor. Honestly, I don’t really care to much for Love at this point and think her role in the show is unnecessary so I don’t care to recap about her appointment to the doctors. Sorry but I’m not sorry!
Moving along to Karen. She still is in Arizona and is finally getting ready to go back home. She isn’t looking forward to leaving her daughter Karina but who would be? Karen could make life so much easier if she just has her daughter live with her like most mothers do! In the end of the day, there’s no feeling then being with your mother and that’s the truth. Karen has gotten a lot accomplished being in Arizona. She an Dave are on good terms and they both agree on this. Dave even tells Karen he won’t keep anything from her from now on.
Karent Sierra was a big part of season 2 Real Housewives of Miami but it looks like the housewife won’t be returning and it’s not because she was fired either! Instead, it’s because she has quit!
LeAnn Rimes is acting extra motherly to Brandi Glanville’s two children Mason and Jake and by extra motherly I mean refusing to miss any of his baseball games! LeAnn made sure to attend Jake’s baseball game with Eddie and Mason this past weekend despite her exhausting schedule!
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star is sure loving the single life! She’s been very busy partying and recently stopped by Perez Hilton’s pajama-themed 35th birthday part in LA! Adrienne wore some sexy lace and lingerie flaunting her bod and girl looks hot to be in her 50’s!
To say Kim Zolciak is a lucky women after finding Kroy Biermann would be an understatement. Kroy has been an unbelievable husband and an amazing father to not only his two children with Kim but two her other two daughters from previous relationships!
Real Housewives of New Jersey star Melissa Gorga is sure enjoying her 34th birthday! Not only did the cast head to Arizona this past week to celebrate it but she hosted a signing at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas to celebrate and guess who joined…
The Real Housewives of Atlanta this week was pretty much a filler episode for Bravo, made out of poorly edited scrap footage to squeeze some extra money out of advertisers, given that RHOA is their highest rated franchise. And while it’s a smart business decision, most of us can see right through it.
Anyway! This episode was lacking and boring. I am beyond over this season. NeNe is not hanging out with the girls, and everything is about that stupid workout video which has been shoved down our throats so much it’s about to come out of my non-stallion/donkey booty at this point.
The show picks up where it left of last: Kandi’s housewarming party. Kenya goes crazy (shocked?) when Kandi tells her Walter is in the house. Kenya rants that Walter is a stalker who comes to everything she is at, and Don Juan (Kandi’s manager and friend) has to escort her out before she runs over any Rolls Royce’s. Phaedra joins the group and reveals she knew Walter was coming all along, but didn’t say anything. Oh, Phaedra! Were her intentions pure?
In another staged and filmed-a-week-ago scene, NeNe is with Gregg in Atlanta. They are discussing how NeNe went from aspiring actress hitting up pilot season to acting on real shows. A potential second season of The New Normal comes up and if that happened, NeNe thinks Gregg should stay in Atlanta with Brent so he can be in a traditional school. Gregg doesnt like the idea of leaving NeNe, but does he really like being the new Slade?
Cynthia joins Kenya and Miss Lawrence. Kenya recaps the Walter run-in at Kandi’s. She whines about how Walter is around and it makes her uncomfortable. Cynthia gives Kenya a reality check: he will be around and she needs to suck it up. Kenya appreciates Cynthia telling her that she needs to move and let it go. Interesting. Normally she would pop off, right?! I guess Kenya wants to be on NeNe’s team: the talls.
Porsha brings the cameras to a therapy session. She is here to discuss the issues with her husband and starting a family. She opens up about her prior miscarriage and reveals she never really discussed it with her husband when it happened, because she feels that as a man, he didn’t understand her hurt. She wants to have more kids but does not want to feel alone in her pregnancy, nor disappointed. YAWN.
Kandi is at a Bedroom Kandi event where she gets to meet all her nationwide consultants. She now runs the Avon of dildos. Kandi is given her AVN Award (Oscars of porn/sex) for best sex toy line of 2012. She gets on stage to make a speech and she is moved to tears for the success she has achieved. Why am I emotionally moved watching a sex toy event? I am really happy for Kandi’s success because she has earned her empire. She is inspiring.
Back at home, Kandi and Todd are discussing their situation and their impending marriage comes up. Kandi pops the questions – ‘how do you feel about prenups?’ Todd says they’re fine, but he wants it to be fair. Kandi says fair is good, but she won’t be stupid. This is awkward, but they joke right after their conversation so clearly they are a solid couple who keep it honest with each other.
Kenya and Phaedra arrive at the locations for their workout DVD shoots and the digs at each other start coming. Phaedra reiterates that Kenya’s butt may not be real and might be made of silicone. Kenya and Miss Lawrence act like catty middle school girls and say Phaedra is fat and should not be making workout videos. I like Phaedra, but that lime green costume was not a cute nor flattering look.
Filming begins and what I see at Phaedra’s shoot seems like a joke. Apollo looks bored and they have to do multiple takes of simple things like saying hi to the camera. Dare I say this? Kenya seems to be more in control of what is going on and honestly, I would buy Kenya’s DVD over Phaedra’s based on what was shown, which could very well have been edited to favor one over the other.
Back in LA, NeNe is dining with Gregg and they discuss their divorce. Gregg wants his family back and it’s really sweet. When he asks if she will marry him again, NeNe nearly chokes on her own spit. She wants him to get down on one knee and put a ring on it, however, he doesn’t have the ring yet. NeNe says she will marry Gregg! As we now know, they were formally engaged on January 1 this year!
The show ends and the big season finale is next week. Porsha goes to therapy with Kordell and then Kenya hosts her coming out party! In the sneak peek we see Kenya escort a woman out by security, most likely Porsha, and then Kordell and Peter going at it outside the venue. I can’t wait to see what unfolds with that! But really, can we just skip to the reunion?
Let’s discuss the episode! What did you think of what went down?
