Joe and Melissa Gorga Say Kathy and Rich Wakile Are Jealous of Them

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Oh, the Gorgas. If there’s one thing Joe Gorga and Melissa Gorga have mastered (aside from over-filtered Instagram selfies and pretending they’re not dying to get back on RHONJ), it’s playing the victim while trying to cast themselves as the neighborhood success story. Spoiler alert: no one’s buying it. Especially not the Wakiles.

On Melissa’s recent podcast episode that was equal parts delusion and desperation, Joe Gorga recalled a riveting (read: not) interaction with his cousin Richard Wakile. Apparently, Rich had the audacity to not roll out a red carpet when Joe waved at him from a dock—because of course Joe was sitting above Rich, both literally and metaphorically in his mind. Classic Gorga energy.

Joe dramatically recalled:

“I go, ‘Hey, Wakile, what’s up, man?’… I was going to say, ‘Hello, buddy. Welcome to the neighborhood… I was going to shake his hand right there, bury the hatchets…’”

But according to Joe, Rich wasn’t having it. He supposedly responded with:

“Oh yeah? That’s Mr. Wakile to you.”

And that’s where the story should have ended—a slightly awkward neighborly encounter. But when you’re Joe and Melissa Gorga, nothing is ever just that. Instead, Melissa took the opportunity to toss out a half-baked dig, asking,

“Didn’t the guy almost just get canceled?”

This from the woman whose husband nearly did get canceled—for fighting a teenager at a high school wrestling match because his son was losing. Let’s not forget: Joe Gorga had to be suspended from games over that mess. But sure, let’s deflect.

The Gorgas went on, turning this minor neighbor moment into a full-blown self-congratulatory therapy session. Joe called a friend for backup (because apparently this interaction was that traumatizing), and the friend helpfully translated Wakile’s comment as:

“He was basically telling you to f*** off.”

And then came the crescendo of delusion:

“They hate us for some reason. You know, they’re just envious.”

Envious? Really?

This is where it gets ironic. Richard and Kathy Wakile have been thriving. Quietly. Gracefully. Successfully. Not only did they snag the lot that Melissa and Joe wanted on the same street (ouch), but they’ve also kept their dignity intact—unlike the Gorgas, who have practically been auditioning to get back on Real Housewives any chance they get.

And here’s the kicker: while Joe was trying to “be nice” from his docked throne, what he was actually doing was condescending. The whole “I was going to be sweet” routine is code for, I was going to pretend we’re cool even though I’ve trashed you publicly for years. Rich didn’t buy the act—and honestly, who would?

The Gorgas love to say everyone’s jealous of them. But maybe, just maybe, what they’re calling “jealousy” is really just people setting boundaries. Or refusing to entertain fake pleasantries from people who’ve spent years smearing them on TV. Funny how people who are supposedly so “over it” keep bringing it up on podcasts, right?

Here’s a thought: Maybe the Wakiles aren’t mad. Maybe they’re just uninterested. And that burns worse than any Bravo reunion ever could.