Stephanie Shojaee is setting some seriously strict rules when it comes to flying on her private jet, and spoiler alert: there’s a whole list.
During the latest Real Housewives of Miami After Show, Shojaee laid out her do’s and don’ts, and yes, the ladies did not hold back their reactions.
Stephanie kicked off with some unexpected rules: “Don’t wear shoes on the plane. Don’t wear shoes in my house. It’s supposed to be a clean space. Don’t wear glitter. Don’t wear glitter if you’re in my house either. Don’t hug me if you’re wearing glitter.” She said. “That’s a good rule.” Larsa Pippen was quick to nod along in agreement.
Her concerns extended to the decor: “Don’t wear rhinestone and stuff that will ruin my leather seats. Please don’t come to my house either if you are because that’ll ruin my sofa.” Stephanie added, “No loose powder or makeup either.”
Alexia Nepola chimed in, saying Stephanie’s list didn’t bother her because she’s “OCD” herself, seemingly giving Stephanie some support.
But it was Shojaee’s toilet rule that truly caught everyone’s attention, especially when she firmly stated that no one is allowed to poop on her plane. When Larsa asked if the toilets actually worked, Stephanie reminded her, “You peed in my toilet.” Larsa admitted she was “scared” to poop on the plane.
Shojaee tried to rationalize, “Most people don’t get up during a plane ride, so there shouldn’t be an issue with my rule of no pooping on my plane.” When a producer pressed, “Does the pooping rule apply if it’s a transcontinental flight?” Stephanie laughed and said, “You can ask my glam team. They actually don’t eat for three days before they use my plane.”
Her logic? “Most people don’t have bowel problems. Like, you can hold your poop for a trip.” She added with a touch of humor, “Like maybe to Dubai, but if my glam team could hold it to Dubai, like anybody could do it to Dubai because they’re poopers.”
In closing, Shojaee did admit, “You can poop. But it bothers me. But just because I think it’s just, like unsanitary.”
Larsa, clearly growing tired of the topic, reminded Stephanie, “People can poop.” Stephanie then complained about how much toilet paper people use, clearly doubling down on her unique set of flight standards.
Stephanie’s strict jet etiquette might sound a little extra, but hey, when you’re flying private, you set the rules, even if those rules keep the glam squad fasting for days and toilet paper usage under tight scrutiny. It’s all about maintaining her pristine space at 30,000 feet, whether fans agree or not.
Thoughts on Stephanie’s rules?
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